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$1,000,000.00
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$1,200.00
Shipping: March/April 2024
Shipping: March/April 2024
AVideoSynthfromthefuture
Introdoucing the Recursion Studio - a brand new video synthesizer ripped straight out of the time stream. It's a standalone device which generates real-time HD visuals in response to a wide variety of inputs using methods not invented for centuries.
Many good plasmonic hyperbeings died for us to bring you these devices. Was it worth it? We'll let the number of zeros in our bank account answer that.
NOVELVISUALALGORITHMS
We've got algorithms found nowhere else, creating visuals in an artistic style unknown in your local sector. Thousands of developer hours have been spent, countless late nights spanning multiple parallel lifetimes, developing, refining and tweaking.
All this to make the tools we used to extract these algorithms from the virtual corpses of deceased artificial intelligences scattered throughout the multiverse.
AlltheInputsyoucouldaskfor
The device has 8 Eurorack-style CV inputs (0-5V), and 1/8" line level audio input for beat detection & audio analysis. You can plug in USB MIDI controllers, or use the 5-pin DIN jacks.
It can take video input from standard USB cameras, and will come with an adapter for ingestion of arbitrary HDMI video streams. There's also an ethernet port for uploading your own images, for sharing presets with other users, and easily receiving updates with TeV of unconceivable future functions.
There are 5 clickable encoders & 5 drum-style pads mappable to a large number of handpicked parameters, as a well as a touch screen for diving deeply as you can dream into pattern/preset customization.
Operateatanylevelyouchoose
Plug it in, jam on some pads and twirl some knobs. Design your own presets, event triggers and modulations from a library of thousands of freshly hand-scavenged building blocks and included images. Build, customize and save your own buiding blocks from our library of sub building blocks. Build your own sub-sub building blocks and share them with the world. Become one with the fractal machine. It's your destiny.
Synchronize the video generation with music just by plugging it in. Run MIDI from your live set directly into the device and easily configure events and presets to go with your flow. Hook all of your devices and controllers up to it and play it live.
Make it as simple or as complicated as you want it, and believe us there's more than enough to keep even the most positronic of users recursing for millenia.
NOTJUSTARECURSIONSTUDIO
The Entropy & Sons Recursion Studio - the time stream's premier almost holomorphic kaleidoscoping fractalizer, is much much more than a kaleidoscoping fractalizer. This device represents novel research and was designed from the ground up to be a general purpose hardware visual instrument platform.
BUTWAIT,THERE'SMORE
Not only will it host the main kaleidoscopic fractalizer instrument, it will come with several other visual instruments preloaded as well.
We are in the process of transmitting several dozen instruments across our time channels, some of which will be released to all owners of the device, others of which will be released as expansions.
From quasi-crystal simulators, to reflection networks, to wavefront visualizers, to organic flows, to simply increasing the capacity and scope of the default instruments. The device and ecosystem are designed to stay vibrant and alive for years to come.
WEUSEONLYNON-GMOLOCALLYMADEUNIONMATHEMATICS
At Entropy & Sons we try our best to uphold the values of our progenitor instantiation complexes, something we've noticed is all to rare in our modern world. But we believe there are values higher than the bottom line. As such we commited early on commited to only use the highest quality, locally sourced, non-gmo, mathemathics in all of our projects.
In this day any stoned teenager can open a non-local pocket in spacetime, spawn trillions quasiharmonic proto consciousnesses(i.e, slaves) and force them to genetically breed universes until they find one with just the right metaphysics for there shitty mathematics to actually make sense. I mean, we all still remember when MathWeasel6969420, et al. found a universe in which their don't exist nonsurjective endomorphisms of the algebraic closures of the inverse projective limits of perfectoid p-adic function fields. Absurd!
We'll have non such nonsense with our mathematics. And that's our promise to you.
WinafreeRecursionStudio
HEREATENTROPY&SONS
We have one and only one mission. The proper reification of conceptually diagonalized multilateral phase fluxes through globally invariant induction on the root lattices of the exceptional Dirac/J476B twistor bundles via nested Schwarzschild iterates of the 4th and 7th orders.
Unfortunately such a monumental undertaking doesn't come cheap. After the great off-by-one error of 22,4628 caused the majority of the solar system's financial assets to leak into the 6th dimension, the financial burden of continuing our research skyrocketed.
To compensate for these new expenditures, we've retro-causally grounded ER-Z beacons throughout our pasts, allowing us to transport the goods & artifacts of history from their clearly suboptimal spacetime coordinates directly to your door.
Goods not invented for millennia can now be yours! Quantum karaoke suppositories, algebraic utility substances, almost holomorphic kaleidoscopic fractalizers, normal household goods, but made of lasers, Entropy & Sons has it all!